When we were in the car today Jack told me "Charlotte is going to be a mommy!".
Me: "Yup, some day, if she wants to be, she can be a mommy."
Brayden: "Someday, I am going to be a father. When I have hair all over my tummy!"
We almost hit another car I was trying so hard not to bust a gut laughing.
Yesterday, Jack poked me in the armpit with his finger while we were eating dinner. I asked him not to do that as I licked my finger and used it to wipe some of his dinner off of his face. Then he said "Put your slime in MY armpit!!"