I'm gonna be a fadder

When we were in the car today Jack told me "Charlotte is going to be a mommy!".
Me:  "Yup, some day, if she wants to be, she can be a mommy."
Brayden: "Someday, I am going to be a father.  When I have hair all over my tummy!"


We almost hit another car I was trying so hard not to bust a gut laughing.

Yesterday, Jack poked me in the armpit with his finger while we were eating dinner.  I asked him not to do that as I licked my finger and used it to wipe some of his dinner off of his face.  Then he said "Put your slime in MY armpit!!"

Oh my gosh Jack.  You make me smile, kiddo!